my friend shared this to me. she got it from the internet. i think this is to help me understand a friend's behavior or maybe just look at life in another angle. i think the best for me is number 5! lol!
Number 7
life is sexually transmitted
Number 6
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die
Number 5
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich
Number 4
Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks
Number 3
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing
Number 2
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism
Number 1
In the '60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal
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