looking at life in another angle

my friend shared this to me. she got it from the internet. i think this is to help me understand a friend's behavior or maybe just look at life in another angle. i think the best for me is number 5! lol!

Number 7

life is sexually transmitted

Number 6

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die

Number 5

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich

Number 4

Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks

Number 3

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing

Number 2

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism

Number 1

In the '60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal