are you a producer?

are you a slave to yourself and to others?
are you a workaholic?
are you still awake at 3 am preparing scripts, program flow, checklists... everything you need for the event?
did you reach the minimum of 3 mugs of coffee today?
are you still eating even if it's 2 am?
do you go out with lots of boys just to buy snacks at a nearby 24 hour grocery but none of them are romantically linked to you?
do you say i love you often to these boys and they do the same to you while you're in the middle of digitizing a raw footage?
did you just piss off your boss?
if you're married, do you wake up your husband so he can drive you home?
do you often bullshit your client?

wait... all your answers are YES? are you a producer?